illkim:

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

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nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

(via succeeding)

cosimaclonehaus:

things that need more lesbians in them

  • tv shows
  • films
  • me

(via abrotion)

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

(via merwhore)

  • Calum: tell them what you're drinking Luke.
  • Luke: no.. It's not that big of a deal...
  • Calum: lucas is drinking a Starbucks *does air quotes* "refresher". *shakes head*
  • Luke: shut up calum.

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

(via fake-mermaid)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

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